Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)

Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-worker with smelly farts. Each 3.25 inches (8.5 centimeters) square filter is made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side attaches to the underwear. And at around 1/16 inch thick, you will never know it's there but you will be able to tell that it is working by what you don't smell.

1. Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes.
2. Go for it. Let 'er rip. Have at it. Cut loose. Break wind. Gas it up. But keep in mind that it only neutralizes what passes through it, so don't let any get around the Subtle Butt.
3. When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard it if adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal.
4. Contains: 5 saving graces.
5. Color: Charcoal black.
6. Material: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon.
7. Measures: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 centimeter).
8. Reusable made in the UK and USA. (Disposable version also available